Jogging algorithms

Wrote this as a comment on a g+ joke post about how geeks run.. So while I don't take credit for the idea, this was my take on the algorithm which I share now for posterity :)

for(int i = 0; i < routeSteps.length;i++){

do{

   jog()

}while(!stitch);

System.out.println("gasp!");

Panic() imLiterallyGoinToDie = new Panic();

System.out.println(disproportionateSwearWord);

}

Tea cuppa = new Tea();

System.out.println("never again");

//I spent WAY too much time on this